August 1-16, 2023
August 16 is National Tell a Joke Day. This special day was first celebrated in 2002, and it’s the perfect opportunity to show off your best humor skills.
Contest Rules:
- Deadline is midnight August 13, 2023
- You allow Accesso Club to use your submission for the newsletter, social media, and website
- Anything considered offensive will not be displayed and will be excluded from the contest
- The winner will be announced August 16, 2023
- Contest open only to tenants of Accesso properties
- Participants must work in an Accesso building
- Participants must be Accesso Club registered members
Share with us your best (or worst) joke for a chance to win a $50 Amazon Gift Card!
AND THE WINNER IS…
Entry #6: Kathy Fishman
Building: 20 N. Clark-Chicago
Company: DESMAN
(This is also my 7 year old’s favorite joke.)
What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets jalapeno business.
ALL ENTRIES
Entry #1: Latrese Lewis
Building: Park Plaza-Naperville
Company: Travelers
Since it is back to school season, here’s one for the kiddos.
What do you get when cross an elephant with a rhino?
Eleph-ino 😃
(hell if I know)
Entry #2: Sarah Bemish
Building: Weston I & II-Cary
Company: Sysdig
What did one ghost say to the other?
Do you believe in humans?
Entry #3: Cali Peterson
Building: Platinum Tower-Atlanta
Company: Interra International
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a chicken?
A trunk full of eggs!
Entry #4: Kim Murray
Building: 10333 Richmond-Houston
Company: Accesso
Q: Do fish go on vacation?
A: No, because they are always in school.
Entry #5: Caroline Slizofski
Building: Westlakes-Berwyn
Company: Fox & Roach Realtors
What kind of pants does a ghost wear?
Boo Jeans!
Entry #6: Kathy Fishman
Building: 20 N. Clark-Chicago
Company: DESMAN
(This is also my 7 year old’s favorite joke.)
What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets jalapeno business.
Entry #7: Aisha Fidler
Building: Westlakes-Berwyn
Company: KMS Law Offices, LLC
What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
1Forrest1
Entry #8: Will Holmes
Building: 20 N. Clark-Chicago
Company: Accesso
This person was looking for a man with one eye.
He looked all over the town but couldn’t find him anywhere.
So he looked again with two….
Entry #9: Dee Dennis
Building: 6330 West Loop South-Houston
Company: Accesso
Why didn’t the 2 melons get married?
Because they cant-elope!!!